The Village Hall is holding an open day from 9 o’clock tomorrow morning. Tea, coffee and squash will be available to visitors, and there will be displays from local community groups who use the hall.
Mrs. O’Neill from the Post Office will be hosting a free Zumba Class at 10 o’clock. Ben Willis, the fisherman, will be teaching a class on how to build a giant net in order to catch Timothy Thotcher (the missing Zober still bouncing through the village). And Black Roger from the shop will be holding a seminar on prejudice & discrimination in the village.
There will also be a display from the Little Hixford Morris Dancers, who keep alive the proud and terrifying traditions of ancient Britain (this display is NOT suitable for children, the elderly or those who suffer from heart conditions, lung conditions, brain conditions or spiritual convictions).
Eagle-eyed visitors may also be able to spot members of the Village Council as they go about their various duties (though Council Members will of course be hooded whilst in public to protect their identities).
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