Preparations for Mothering Sunday are nearly complete.
At 12 PM residents will meet in the Village Hall to publicly defend their life choices in front of an audience of Mothers. This year, for the sake of efficiency, all adults involved in the arts are encouraged to save time and go straight to the Disappointment Circle.
The Green Lamb will be serving a Roast Beef Special all day. Steaming hot plates of potatoes and vegetables will be served in the pub (whilst outside the pub, beef will be roasted as an offering to the Divine Mother).
Of course, the festivities won’t be open to everyone. The Village Council have been checking phone records this week, and anyone who hasn’t been calling their mother at least once a week will be put in the stocks for the day.
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